Amazing Robots

Hi people on earth.
I'm a robot.
My name is LOO LOO.
I have no idea why my name is LooLoo.
People gave me that name.

Feel like peeing?
Go to the toilet and i will help you flush.
I have no mom and dad.
It's not that they are dead or something.

It's just that someone created me.
but those are EVIL people.
they press the big red button of doom and command me to do stuff.
LIKE
Digging their noses, rub their heads with some sort of sponge.
And,
MOSTLY FLUSHING THE STINKING TOILETS.

Then,
I'm pissed
I used my metal brain to THINK.
I created a plan.

I use a needle to pick their noses, used a hammer to rub their heads.
But anyhow, they didn't realize.
Because, their fatties.

:)
I'm soo happy.
I finnallyyy "revenged"

Hoorayy.

Ps: I know this doesn't make any sense but, ya, this popped out of my mind.
If you hate it, just leave.
:)

Written by MUMMY MONSTER